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I push and I push until I can’t push anymore and I break everything I touch.
→ I heard this great joke on Sims once...
Ba harmy putar?GLARCH!
Shove it where the sun don’t shine.
Yes, I’ve only been with my boyfriend for a month and I LOVE HIM.
But if you’re a dedicated follower or good friend then you know this boyfriend of mine is the guy I’ve been talking about for monthssss, who was always so out of reach from me.
Apparently he was closer than I thought <3
& I’m fucking happy :D
Sooo be happy for me too
Or die in a pit of fucks I give.
Your choice ^_^
Connor:
Colton, what do I watch on Netflix?
Me: I dunno. Sherlock?
Connor: ... What?
Me: It's like a British modern-day adaptation of the old Sherlock Holmes stories.
Connor: Colton... this is America.
Me: Or Doctor Who.
Connor: ... -through gritted teeth- Colton... this is AMERICA.
Me: I dunno. Sherlock?
Connor: ... What?
Me: It's like a British modern-day adaptation of the old Sherlock Holmes stories.
Connor: Colton... this is America.
Me: Or Doctor Who.
Connor: ... -through gritted teeth- Colton... this is AMERICA.
